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Biographies.
Billy was born in Austria and raised by mountain goats he enjoys eating newspapers and collecting bird poo samples

Craig is a raving alcoholic who works on the film just to escape from his day to day life of getting up drinking pissing in his sink and going to the park and swearing at young children

Ted is the quiet one he enjoys reading and the occasional film he is known for his quietness and going to bed at 6pm every night his favourite tv show is neighbours and he likes beans on toast

Jackie is teds fiancee she makes sure he always has a clean pair of underwear she enjoys reading jam jars and makes sure she always leaves the seat down she says if she could be anyone she would be Pauline from Eastenders as she likes to wash clothes

Natalie or Betty as she is known as by many and few enjoys here music she is a keen musician you can regularly find her down at the village hall doing a live set. Natalie plays the spoons and her favourite film is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 as she says movies should be an emotional ride and she crys everytime she watches this joke of a film. She is currently seeing Chris and her favourite joke is 'hello is your fridge running well u better get after it!'

Tim is a mystery to many and a weirdo to his friends he was born in a small village in wales and joined a barber quartet at the age of 7 but after a shaving accident he was forced to quit the group and turned his hand to acting you may have seen him in such classics as 'Mr Benny's Flying Bean Machine' or 'The Worchester Saucer People'


Comming Soon
Blackula filming is starting soon and its gonna be super fly
  Who and what is a blackula?
Some say Blackula is a punk band others say he is based on a 1970s Blaxploitation movie character. But one thing is true. Blackula did exist he was a 18th century count until he was killed in a bizarre banana eating accident which left him with only two teeth he was brought back to life by a midget vampire gypsy he currently takes residence in Grittleton House and has been the subject of much research by the team behind the film dont worry this wont be another interview with the vampire

Interview With A Blackula.
What is your favourite food? Miss Millies fried chicken

Favourite film: The never ending story 2 the best sequel ever made

Last cd you bought: Michael Jackson Invincible sheer class

Last Film you saw: Nutty Professor 2

Favourite Actor: Richard Pryor

Favourite Actress: Whoopee Goldberg

Hopes for the future: Well I hope that one day a little blackula will be walking around singing michael jackson

Greatest inspiration: Ronald Mcdonal he keeps it funky and he keeps it real

Do u think the film is racist? Hell no I like it it is fresh it is funky and a great vampire film

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Blackula 2?
There has of course been much debate on a sequel to Blackula already and there are plans in the works for the funky one to return for another film the title has been disclosed as 'Blackula 2: The Son Of Blackula' stay posted for more news on what could be the greatest sequel ever made

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Posters
We will keep u updated with posters and flyers telling you exactly when and where you can see what the critics are calling 'Wiltshire's film of the year'


What to expect from Blackula?
Expect thrills spills and high octane action not forgetting of course Blackulas infamous dancing and the jokes that make the film so good