If you want to live you should follow these rules or you will be killed by a killer dog or a swarm of bees and watch out cos things are always lurkin at every corner and just wen u least expect it just when you think it is safe to come out Michael Jackson will release another single off his Invincible album with a really shit video
The Rules
1. Don't answer the door if it is Miss Millies - They dont deliver to your door so he is a fake so dont trust him
2. Never say it is your lucky day - cos it wont be a stone will drop on your head or summat
3. Never tell Blackula disco music is shite
4. Always put the seat down after you go to the toilet
5. Tell Bailey his side burns are nice
6. Tell Young his hair looks cool
7. Never watch Police Academy 7 Mission To Moscow
8. Dont ever talk to strangers - unless they have a car or some sweets or even both!
9. If a nice looking bird who has never liked you before tries it on with you resist! - She is probably a zombie or a lesbian vampire
10. Call Blackula his funkiness - Thats the way he likes it so if u dont then u will die
rest easy if you hear a tap at your window then be careful he may work for Chick 'O' land
The history of Zombies
They are brain dead you can kill them by decapitation they are dead and easy to push over they smell and are rotting flesh so basically they are a bit like Mel C from the Spice Girls
